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God Endorses Biden?

Some people are saying that with a heavy heart, and a bleeding one as well, God, the Devine Being, the Almighty, Allah, the Creator, All Knowing, All Powerfull, our Maker, endorsed Vice President Joe Biden for President of the United States Of America. 

Why Biden for this first ever Devine endorsement? Reportedly, She cited the need to refute remarks made by the President Of Vice Donald Trump, as reported by the BBC, that Joe Biden is “against God.” The Queen of Queens reportedly said that in the conversation she remembers with the President of Vice, She said to him, “Listen, I know Joe Biden, Joe Biden is a friend of mine. You sir, are no Joe Biden.”

The All Knowing One reportedly said through prayer to a fake faithful, “I’ve grown tired of sending you signs. What’s going on down there in the USA that my children are no longer taking my signs seriously? I know Jerry Falwell Jr. has been busy with other things, but surely another child could have picked up the ball. When Clinton and Obama were President, I couldn’t sneeze without you misconstruing it as a sign from Me.”

Now some are wondering if it was a sign from Above that two hurricanes combined and hit on the night the President of Vice spoke at, what he called, the Republican National Convention. That was a first folks! Did God do that to drive down his Nielsen ratings? Some say they heard Her say, “I know that pissed him off.”

Could the fires devastating a great portion of the West Coast be a sign? Some say it is. The videos of it are astounding — even on Fox News. No one alive today has ever seen such out of control wildfires. Sure, some liberals predicted them thirty years ago due to global warming, but folks — THEY’RE HERE. Some are saying they heard their Maker calling to them in prayer saying “Couldn’t you at least think maybe it’s a sign?”

And a virus, timed to do unthinkable harm just before the election, taking the lives of over 200,000 souls in the United States alone, could that be a sign that the Creator isn’t happy with how the “Greatest Nation on Earth” is behaving lately? Some people say they heard the words of the Almighty saying to them, “Did you hear Me? It wasn’t China. It was me.” One high Holy person was heard to quietly whisper to a friend, “With over 40% of Americans still supporting this unholy, narcissistic and petty man, She had to do something.”

Another half holy person thought he heard in a dream that “She was going to just target the Republicans who approve of President Vice by an unbelievable 80%. But that’s not how She rolls.” Some religious scholars say She likes to make humans think. 

The virus attacks everyone, even children the President Of Vice now admits. And especially the most vulnerable. “Good people care about the vulnerable. Bad people don’t. It’s really that simple,” one frightened Republican Congressman reportedly heard a voice in his head remind him. 

But who cares about the weak and vulnerable? Second Corinthians 13:4 “For he was crucified in weakness, but lives by the power of God. For we also are weak in him, but in dealing with you we will live with him by the power of God.” 

One nervous Republican Senator who is locked in a tight race reportedly awoke out of sound sleep drenched in sweat. In his dreams, he heard a Divine voice warn, “I have an Earthquake planned before the election as well, just to mix things up a bit. Will that get your attention? I hope so. Crawl out of your damn turtle shell and do what’s right. Time is a wasting. “

James 5:16 “Therefore, confess your sins to one another and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person has great power as it is working.”

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