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They’re Not Dead!

Jim Morrison, Andy Kaufman and Elvis aren’t dead. They’ve been living together in Mexico for the last 35 years driving cabs. The fear of a close election prompted them to come back to the U.S. to vote. They were apprehended by border control while crossing the Rio Grande on a homemade raft. Jim had stuffed the raft with pot which added to their problems. Anyway, they used their mail in ballots to vote for Biden, then tried to go back to Mexico, only to be told they can’t re-enter because of Corona. They’re secretly living with Rush Limbaugh because, according to Jim, “we need to make sure we have a steady supply of dope, man.” In exchange, Rush is able to observe liberals up close and extract information to fuel conspiracy theories from the 60’s and 70’s.

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